shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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