Small penises have feelings too.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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