Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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