But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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