4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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