Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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