That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
you never un-have a 4some
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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