Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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