White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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