i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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