dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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