what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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