Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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