Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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