Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I came so hard my ears popped.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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