People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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