im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
