While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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