i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
