Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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