We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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