Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize