biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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