you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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