Plan B is the new Plan A
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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