After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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