As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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