This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine