I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.