we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.