i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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