I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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