I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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