Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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