I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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