Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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