look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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