I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
