Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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