I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
we should paint friendship bongs
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