Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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