okay pat passed out under dana's car
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
you made out with another girl for some wings
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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