Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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