Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Can I color on your dick again?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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