I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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