k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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