Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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