Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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