Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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