Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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