He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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