too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This can only be settled by a dance off.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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