Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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