Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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