Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's not a walk of shame if you run
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
