Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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