My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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